Where have all the hippies gone?
The simple answer is: Byron Bay, NSW, Australia.
A nomadic vagrant existence is somewhat enjoyed by the hundreds of soul searchers that flock to the most easterly point in Australia each year. Why, they flock to this area in particular is yet to be discovered. However, at least 4 people I met while staying in Byron Bay over the Easter long weekend, have dedicated their life and $10,000 of a Govt. grant striving to find the answer to this elusive question.

Arguments for why ‘The Bay’ has attracted such a wealth of hippy freaks, range from the magnetic force of the area (the A-line), Koori (Aboriginal) Rituals, volcanic healing powers to the vibrant good karma.

Not being a Maharishi in the powers of ‘The Bay’, I can only rely on the power of observation. I feel it really comes down to one thing. Weed. The smoke is potent, plentiful and cheap. It seems to fall from the heavens as a gift from your (politically correct) higher power and awakens the soul.

It is a little harder than just smoking copious amounts of weed. To be able to fit into this bionetwork of 'The Bay' there is a few simple things you need to ascend to before taking the journey of self awareness and then growth.

Firstly, you must change your name; no matter how good your name is now you must acquire a name that defines you on a spiritual level. Names akin to Amber, Fig, Magic Elf and Nut Berry have replaced the Samantha’s, Steven’s and Elizabeth’s of traditional society naming conventions.

Secondly, you need to respect the environment. However, because you live so far away from anything, you must purchase a crappy old car, with emissions that cause 60% more pollution than a new car.

Thirdly, you must hate McDonalds with a passion. The reasons why are yet to be strictly defined, but it relates to things like exploitation of child labour, lack of nutrients in the food substance and the use of false advertising.

Finally, after publishing your self-improvement book. You must move to India to take the next journey in self-enlightenment.

Once and if you complete these tasks you will find comfort knowing you have improved your quality of life, enriched the planet, mastered yoga and obtained a fairly even all over body tan. All this, while collecting the dole/welfare cheque and living in a semi-holiday existence.

I ask you, what are we all doing at work?