Dating, in the naughtys. Do people still date? I mean really, the world is full of complete freaks. Would you seriously go on a blind date with a person you met on the 'i n t e r n e t'? Think about it, you met them on the internet because they don't lead a normal life. They are 'online' which means they most likely chat in chat rooms, visit porn sites (What are those staines on your keyboard?) and are they really going to get off the computer because you offer them sex? For a while for sure, but forever?

A friend once said that you can look at internet personals like a bar, there are lots of strange people, a few chatty but ugly ones and probably one who you might date. I doubt this is the case. I would suggest you would be looking at more like THEY ARE ALL FREAKS! I mean look at how many of these blogs, dairys are around. Like anyone is interested that you had a cheese roll for lunch or you cheat on your boyfriend. Get a life, get over it.

If you are female and you post an advert, what sort of responses will you get? Married men wanting a bit on the side? Guys wanting to exchange sexy emails and photo exchanges of their dicks? The internet provides a great way to communicate and an even better way to remain anonymous. I know I don't want people to know that the dick you are looking at is actually mine. How is this for a site? Watchers Web. You take a photo of your girlfriend then email it to these guys and they stick it on their site. If you are actually having sex with your girlfriend then you can pay to have a look at it. Excellent! Why not take one of your mum? I mean I do not want to see what these people have had for breakfast.

I'm with you Pip. Nothing like getting plastered, drop a few one liners and try your luck. Oh yeah, the breasts are great too - I say if you have nipples - use em!

Does technology enable us to find the perfect partner?
Hundreds of matching making services are sprouting up over the web like an out of control parasite. They boast a safe, yet personal service that will enable even the ugliest of the human race to find that true love.

Techno-dating is easy, you just slap up a picture (getting that perfect shot is a little more frustrating) fill out the standard questions, brag about your great sense of humour (GSOH) and hopefully tantalise your readers enough so they want to respond.

A new form of dating services is Speed Dating!
Targeted at those who are career minded and really don’t have the time to invest in finding a partner. You have six minutes (or so) to impress the person sitting opposite you or only six minutes to wait until you can finally get rid of them. Just wait for the bell!

Call me old fashion, I still believe the best way to meet that someone special is copious amounts of alcohol, a great pickup line and a nice set of breasts!

Bad hair day?
I was trying to remember the worst haircut I've ever had......ummm. I don't think any of them come close to these.

Blast from the Past.
Yes we really did wear that, bubble skirts and acid wash jeans.......not to mention tracksuit pants tucked into our socks!

Let me just slip into something more comfortable.

It is always hard for me to critisize people when they are at least trying, but, GOOD LORD some people do need to understand that things just aint right and we all know that when things aren't right, then fix them for f*#%s sake.

Models are professionals; it is a full-time occupation to be a walking clothes hanger. Years of training in poise and demeanour allows models to effectively display the lines and contours of beautiful clothes – and us - as the general layperson public are deluding ourselves if we consider ourselves in the same company.

In our defence, what are the great minds of fashion thinking anyway? Creating a magnum opus collection that no one except the elite could possible wear graciously! Would you consider showing a nipple in the name of fashion?

I say,
Take control of your wardrobe; don’t let the Gucci’s, the Armani’s or Chanel’s of this society dictate your chic, yet be humble and remember your limits. Love your body, but consider those around you – they don’t want to see your flab anymore than you do.

Be a fashion pioneer, and not a fashion stain.

My mission of finding some bad fashion at lunch failed as the camera ran out of batteries. (What a loser!) There were no mid drifts to be found, it must be the lack of sun. Oh well I'm sure I will get photos of people out and about up here soon enough.

How many blogs can a blogger blog. After looking through the directory listing of all the blogs, I have come to the conclusion that most people ramble on about complete and utter crap. Is anyone that interesting that you would want to read what they have to say every day? NOT BLOODY LIKELY!

So let's talk about the weather....In downtown Sydney today it is overcast and cool but looks like the sun may be sneaking through. See utter crap!

Opinion of the day: Fashion, or lack of.
The mid drift top should not be worn by girls who have a gut that hangs over it. Especially when the gut hangs over the back, or if the girl has a hairy back. Tights should not be worn by FAT people. I don't care what you say. The G-String....good lord, if you are over 60 then there is no way in hell you should ever be allowed to buy one, let alone wear one, especially when your pants are that tight you end up with camel toe at the front. I just spent the last half hour searching the net for an example of a gut that should not be in a mid drift top. No luck. I will take a photo at lunch to prove my point.

A good trick to play on your friends is to sign them up at http://www.isgay.com Especially just after they have kissed someone of the same sex.

Introducing a blatherskite.
Don’t be fooled by this beginning, from a simple rambling a passion may grow.

Forever amazing me, is the way of the universe.
How small encounters change the way we perceive the milieu around and even more so our chi.

Rambling now…
Yet, somehow isn’t that just the point.

Welcome to the ramblings of a pair of nuts. To start it off, have a go of the worm.